Flick In A Limerick

A kid triggers legendary creatures from outer space
The hunters come back to take their place
A team of soldiers out of commission
Join a Biologist on the mission
To try to stop the monster from eliminating the human race

Shot Caller – Shane Black

Role Play ( Olivia Munn, Boyd Holbrook, Keegan Michael-Key, Thomas Jane, Sterling K. Brown, Trevante Woods)

Nose Candy

“I get it you wanna know if someone fucked an alien”

“How do you circumcise a homeless man?…Shoot your mother in the jaw”

“If your mom vagina had a rating it would be e for everyone”

“It looks like an alien Whoopi Goldberg”

“Reverse Psychology I can do that too. Don’t go fuck your self”

Style Points

+Escape from lab scene
+Trick or treat scene
+Inside alien helmet graphics
+School shoot out
+Invisible Diversion
+Ship explosion

Money Shot

Ship sacrifice

The Big Finish

You can’t keep a good dread headed gangsta alien down. For the most part this is a Michael Key stand up routine with him dishing out an abundance of yo mamma jokes. There is absolutely no way anyone could buy any of the cast as soldiers. The dialogue is laugh out loud terrible primarily by Olivia Munn’s character who had  the most horrible lines. Trevante Woods who I feel should be a leading man in critically acclaimed movies is just another guy in the crew here. The kid was far too advanced intelligently for his age. He was actually a pretty good shit talker I wondered why he never talked about any of the children who were bullying him. Even though this movie doesn’t attempt to tell a story this picture knows its identity and doesn’t take anything seriously. With all of the glaring issues the violence combined with dark humor is very on point enough to keep audiences invested. Diehard Predator fans if they exist will be totally confused by the new direction. Without the name behind it this is a I woke up in the middle of the night and this just happens to be on the Sci-fi channel watch. Although the latest Predator picture is incredibly fun to view it still pokes a hole in the legacy.

– Caleb Harris

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